Dick Vitale is back calling college basketball and he still loves the ACC and Duke specifically.. nauseating television.
Dick Vitale is back calling college basketball and he still loves the ACC and Duke specifically.. nauseating television.
With March Madness tipping off Thursday (sorry play-in game participants).. everyone in your office or class becomes Andy Katz or Digger Phelps. But I guess that’s what makes this event great, right?
After looking at the brackets, there are certainly some interesting match-up possibilities. Of course, those matchups could be completely torched by upsets (i.e. last year) but here’s a couple as my bracket predicts.
Midwest Regional: Oregon/Wisconsin - Drinking the Pac-10 Kool-Aid is something I vowed never to do again but I’m awfully impressed by this Oregon team. The chance to see the Ducks, who handled any and all comers in the Pac-10 tournament, square off against the Badgers (see: POY-candidate Alando Tucker) is a game I’d pay to see. Oregon/Florida - Every one of the Worldwide Leader’s talking heads are picking the Gators to return to the Final Four but I’m not sold. The SEC fielded an unspeakably weak field this year and I’m not sure the Gators have what it takes to beat Arizona, Maryland and Oregon but this game could potentially be a classic. Taj Porter, Aaron Brooks and Bryce Taylor vs. Joke-kim, Brewer and Horford.
West Regional: Of the four regionals (go Hoosiers) this is probably the weakest and least exciting (go Hoosiers). The only potentially exciting matchup would be the elite 8 showdown between Kansas and UCLA. Though I have Kansas in the Final Four, I think they’re the most enigmatic. Bill Self’s resumé in Lawrence has been far from excellent and but I think the Jayhawks will have a relatively easy time disposing of everyone in their half of the bracket. The possible Pitt/UCLA storyline has people excited but I think Saturday night Pitt showed that if they don’t get good looks from the perimeter and Aaron Gray is defended well in the post, they’re easily beatable.
East regional: Hands-down the most exciting bracket in the tournament. Anyone of these match-ups will be worth watching: Texas/USC, Texas/UNC, BC/Georgetown, Washington St./Georgetown, Georgetown/UNC. If this weekend proved anything, it was that Georgetown is the real deal. The low-post combination of Jeff Green and Roy Hibbert might be the best in the country. I’m picking Georgetown to emerge from this impressive pack but I wouldn’t be at all surprised I were wrong.
South regional: O-H-I-O. That’s really all you need to say about this bracket. Memphis is the hottest team in the country, Texas A&M and Acie Law could be a tough out but the Buckeyes will be Georgia-bound when it’s all said and done. This is the bracket with the least amount of intriguing potential match-ups. Ohio State’s biggest challenge will be its own youth and inexperience and even though they’re awfully young — they’re awfully good.
My final four picks:
On CBS Sportsline today, columnist Gregg Doyel slams the idea of Duke’s biggest cheerleader (Billy Packer is a close second) becoming a member of the Basketball Hall of Fame.
Some of the highlights of the column include:
“….if Vitale makes it into my Hall of Fame, I’ll disown the damn thing. You can have it if Vitale, who didn’t achieve greatness but who had greatness thrust upon him like a pie thrust upon a clown’s face, gets in.”
“ I’d call him a sycophant, but the dictionary defines sycophant as ‘a servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.’ Vitale isn’t trying to flatter coaches; he’s titillating them through the television set. It’s gross.”
“He has become college basketball’s most recognized voice. But try something for me, please: Next time you’re driving a car, roll down your window. What’s the most recognizable voice on the road? The car missing the muffler — That’s Vitale. He’s loud. He’s persistent. He talks so much, he can’t stop.”
I take some degree of delight in how disgusted Doyel is by the thought of Vitale being enshrined in Springfield. Because, I kind of agree.
I don’t think Vitale has a case for enshrinement. He was sub-par as a coach and I think his on-air personality is polarizing at best. In the column, Doyel claims to have muted the volume whenever Vitale is calling a game. I’ve done the exact same thing and I think all of us have at one point or another (especially if Duke’s involved.)
Vitale’s as subtle as a RPG and I think his impact on college basketball is negligible. Consider this for a second: March Madness is one of the biggest sporting events in all of sport (second maybe only to the Super Bowl) and Vitale has no involvement. Does that mean people don’t care or don’t watch it? Hardly.
College basketball sells itself and it didn’t, and still doesn’t, need Vitale to help foster its growth.
Keep Dickie V out of Springfield.