Well, rumor has it, Alex Rodriguez is close to signing a 10-year, $275 million dollar deal to stay in Pinstripes and I am baffled.

Admittedly, I don’t particularly care ever about baseball but this story has really grabbed my attention. Here’s a chronology of events for those of you who have been living in a cave or, like me, pay little attention to baseball and most baseball-related news items. A-Rod and his agent decide to upstage the World Series by announcing that he was opting out of his deal with the Yanks and was going to test the free agent market. Rodriguez and agent A-Rod were combing for a deal worth $350 million, meanwhile, everyone with an opinion was taking a swing at the MVP and just bashing the living daylights out of the public image of one of sports’ most image-conscious athletes. Hank Steinbrenner, George’s little boy who’s calling the shots in the Bronx now, came out and said he didn’t want Rodriguez and anyone else who “didn’t want to be a Yankee.” Rodriguez reminds his agent that he works for A-Rod and not the other way around and calls the Yankees and here we are. Rumor has it a deal is close.

Why is this deal happening?

Rodriguez has shown a completely inability to a) share the spotlight with teammate Derek Jeter and b) performs when it matters. In New York, you could be the greatest regular season player in the game, which Rodriguez has often been, but if you come out and are awful in the playoffs, which Rodriguez has often been, the fans and the press will be screaming for you to be sent down to Columbus.

For fans, I think we can look forward to at least another decade of Yankees fans booing A-Rod and A-Rod being seen coming out of strip clubs and reportedly dating girls who could pass for trannies and the Yankees coming into the playoffs and A-Rod batting .098 and the fans booing A-Rod again. I don’t know why the Yankees or A-Rod would put themselves through this all over again. It doesn’t seem worth it to sign the regular season’s best player and annual playoff turkey to a 10-year-deal when it’s been shown that Gotham’s brightest spotlight gets a little too hot for the game’s most valuable and most gutless player.

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No, seriously…

A juror in England is being charged with contempt of court after it was discovered that she was listening to her MP3 player during a murder trial.

A Cape Cod man told a judge that he was a homophobic racist with a propensity for telling lies in an attempt to avoid jury duty.

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dished out $12 million for a 40-foot yellow submarine.

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A pretty solid piece in the San Diego Union-Tribune on the decline of the sports trading card industry.

Ex-Purdue QB Brandon Kirsch wishes he had stayed at Purdue instead of acting like a petulant child and stupidly declaring early for the NFL draft. The reality is that there was a reason why Kirsch played behind Kyle Orton and why he was replaced in his junior year by redshirt freshman Curtis Painter — he’s not a very good quarterback.

The New York Daily News looks at which team is likely to land A-Rod when he opts out of his contract with the Yankees at the end of this season. What?! The Pirates didn’t make this list?! Come on.

Chicago Sun-Times columnist and resident screamer on Around the Horn Jay Marriotti volunteers himself for a ruthless beating in his column today.

Michael Jordan’s son, Jeff, becomes college basketball’s most celebrated walk-on.

Interesting story in the Dallas Morning News about former Nevada forward and Dallas Maverick Nick Fazekas.

Former Iowa guard Pierre Pierce is out of prison and back on the basketball court. I think that one of the lines in this story perfectly summarizes why people like Pacman Jones and Tank Johnson continue to find themselves on pro rosters. “He is here at the invitation of the Warriors, who are intrigued enough by his potential — and undeterred by his past — to offer a summer-league spot…” This guy has been twice convicted of charges related to sexual assault and just served an 11-month prison sentence. The people of the Bay Area should be vocal and make sure this guy doesn’t make the roster and represent their community.

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Well-rounded news…

Will there be an iPhone nano?

I’m tired of hearing about The Simpsons Movie but you can vote on just which Springfield is the real Springfield.

Head of EA says video games need to be more innovative.

Good piece in Newsweek on Digg founder Kevin Rose.

The heat of summer is hurting consumers at the pump in more ways than one.

Chicago film critics are not happy that Fox is trying to control press on their films by limiting press screenings.

The Kings of Leon are apparently at odds about drummer Nathan Followill getting married.

Bloc Party will be heading to North America for a tour this fall. Luckily for my girlfriend (who unabashedly hates Bloc Party), the band will not be playing Atlanta.

The Beverly Hills mansion of William Randolph Hearst can be yours for $165 million.

Spike Lee is saying he is not a part of ‘mainstream’ Hollywood.

More on J.J. Abrams’ mystery project.