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Last week was a little harder on my college football average on the year, having gone 48-19 on the week.
Weekly Average: 75%
Season Average: 84.8%
Meanwhile, “The League” has been far less kind to me. Losses by my beloved Eagles, the slumping Saints and the wildly overrated Bengals got me in Week 2.
Week 2 Average: 62.5%
Season Average: 64.5%
Looking at this week’s schedule, part of me is glad I will miss the majority of Saturday’s action during my trip to Orlando. I guess I’d compare the action, excitement and debate generated by all of the great matchups of week 3 to a Master and Commander-style naval war epic and what do we make of week 4? Well if the schedule is any indicator, it’s shaping up to be a splash fight between two slow-moving elderly folks aboard those plastic paddle boats where you are propelled forward by your legs. None the less, there are some games that are worth watching, if you really have nothing better to do.
Game of the Week: #12 South Carolina at #2 LSU - 3:30 P.M. - CBS

I think it says something about the sorry state of early season college football when a team like South Carolina, a team that has one, count ‘em, one somewhat quality win to their credit is considered one of the top 15 teams in America. None the less Spurrier takes his Gamecocks to Death Valley for an afternoon showdown with the Bayou Bengals. The line on this one? Tigers by 16. Not usually what you would expect from a game between the 2nd best and 12th best teams in the country. This should give fans a pretty good idea of just how inflated USC’s record really is. I think the Gamecock defense
will fair better than Virginia Tech’s defense did at slowing down the Tigers running game but I don’t think South Carolina has an answer for Early Doucet, Trindon Holliday and Brandon LaFell. If I were Steve Spurrier, I would seriously consider having backup quarterback Chris Smelley warming up and Baton Rouge General on standby when Blake Mitchell hits the field in Baton Rouge. Consider the following quote from Steve Spurrier in today’s edition of Columbia, S.C.’s The State newspaper:
“At times (with) our pass protection, we don’t block the guy,” Spurrier said. “We ‘offer’ at him a little bit. Next thing we know our guards are watching him go by.”"
Saturday, “the guy” that Spurrier is referring to will be Glenn Dorsey, you might have heard of him. He’s like the best defensive player in America and sure-fire, can’t-miss first round pick in next year’s NFL draft. The concussion-inducing proposition of the nation’s best defensive line going against one of the SEC’s most porous offensive lines is enough to make you tune in to see Blake Mitchell and his lame barbed wire, or tribal armband tattoo get knocked around a little bit. Expect the Tigers to win and win big.
O.G.I. - Other Games of Interest
Washington at UCLA - 10:15 PM ET - Fox Sports
A week after getting exposed as the frauds they are, UCLA head coach Karl Dorrell and his Bruins have Ty Willingham and the rebounding Huskies coming to town. Washington and their quarterback Jake Locker is a team that I find very intriguing and could pose some serious matchup problems for UCLA. The Bruin defense struggled last week to stop Brian Johnson and Utah and the similarities between Johnson’s strengths and those of Locker are striking.
#22 Georgia at #16 Alabama - 7:45 PM ET - ESPN
Can lightning strike twice? Can Nick Saban and the new era Tide beat ranked opponents in consecutive weeks? Forget about the rankings for a minute. Georgia is still a pretty good football team and Saban appears to have Alabama on the road back to glory (I don’t know about 16th best team in America but I digress). For Georgia, the formula should be real simple. Run the stupid football and limit turnovers. Get Knowshon Moreno and Thomas Brown the football early and often and repeat. Oh and make sure they don’t cramp up towards the end of the game. ‘Bama gave up almost 6 yards a carry last week in their pseudo-victory against Arkansas and had Darren McFadden not watched the end of the game from the sideline, the outcome of said game might have been different. If Matthew Stafford can take of the ball and not commit costly turnovers, Georgia has a real good chance of knocking Alabama back out of the top 25 and throw the brakes on the Tuscaloosa-based Saban worship — for this week at least.
#20 Texas A&M at Miami (FL) - 7:30 PM - Thursday - ESPN
I find this game interesting but not real interesting. Randy Shannon is trying to restore what is left of the legacy that was “The U” and Dennis Franchione is trying to keep the Aggies from becoming the fourth best team in the Big 12 … again. Franchione should have been looking at how Oklahoma’s offense dismantled the Miami defense and try to emulate that as best he can. Controlling the line of scrimmage will be huge for Texas A&M if they don’t want to get stung at the Orange Bowl.
Under the Radar Game of the Week - #21 Kentucky at Arkansas - 6:00 PM - ESPN2
In the words of Michael Scott, “Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice… strike
three.” Last week, I thought Arkansas had every chance of beating Alabama and an atrocious first half inevitably cost them the game. Against my better instincts, I’m going with Arkansas to defend their home turf and shut down the resurgent Wildcats, who are riding high after upsetting #9 ranked, intrastate rival Louisville last week. I don’t give Kentucky’s defense enough credit to be able to consistently stop Darren McFadden and Felix Jones despite that they gave up only 101 yards on the ground to Louisville. But let’s be fair, the Cardinals aren’t anywhere near as dedicated to a solid rushing game as Arkansas is and their 27 rushing attempts is proof of that. Arkansas defense particularly it’s secondary, which was dreadful last week against Alabama and made their receivers look like.. well, like Florida’s receivers, has to step up effectively defend Keenan Burton, Jacob Tamme and Rafael Little. Can they do it? We’ll see. But it is certainly gut check time for the Razorbacks. I promise though, if they don’t win this week, I’m never picking this team against another good-to-mediocre team for the rest of the year.
Upsets are fun to watch but are absolutely brutal on my college football picks and subsequent winning percentage. There were some upsets that surprised me over the weekend (Auburn, Iowa) and some that didn’t (Kentucky, UCLA). A little bit on UCLA before the notes. Why was this team ranked in the top 15 to begin with? Make no mistake, the Bruins appearance towards the top of the polls was undeserved and based solely on their win against a sleeping USC team in the last week of the regular season. I, like everyone, was surprised that Utah came out and had the offense day they had after they struggled to score points against Oregon State and Air Force. UCLA still has the potential to be a dangerous team but their loss to the Utes in Salt Lake City shouldn’t have been all that surprising.
Game of the Week - Tennessee at Florida
No big plays. When I think about this game and why Tennessee lost, in deciding fashion, to the Gators in 2007, those three words will ultimately come to mind. I’ve watched the Vols play twice this year and twice they’ve lost for the same reason. Against a team with superior speed and athleticism on defense, they’ve tried to quick slant, bubble screen and 5-yard comeback route their way to victory. And twice they’ve gotten absolutely destroyed. In the first half Tennessee was plagued by a chronic inability to finish drives and put points on the board. On one such drive with 10 minutes to go in the second quarter, Florida countered with two touchdown drives of their own. Finally, the UT offense showed a sense of urgency, like they emerged from their coma and realized that they were down 28-6 and were able to punch in a score at the end of the first half. The second half began promising enough for the Vols after true freshman Eric Berry picked off a pass and took it to the house for six. I’ll say this about Tim Tebow, he’s a heck of an athlete but a terrible open field tackler. He just totally whiffed on Berry. And then there
was the fumble. I wonder at what point you have to sit Erik Ainge because he can’t make the exchange to the team’s tailbacks. You can’t have a quarterback that can’t hand the ball off. It’s really that simple. To have Ainge backhanding exchanges is unacceptable and in this case, costs Tennessee the game. I think there is a growing fissure on the Volunteers between the offense and the defense. After Ainge throws that ball into Arian Foster’s chest, the defense appeared to be just demoralized and realized that no matter what they did unless Eric Berry picked the ball off and took it the distance four more times, there was nothing they could if the offense wasn’t going to put up points. But the story of the game for me was Florida’s ability to make big plays. Just to paint the picture for you, Florida was average more than 8 yards per offensive play and more than 21 yards per reception. I am not yet ready to put Florida in the top 3 with Oklahoma, LSU and USC but the Oct. 3 matchup between the Gators and Tigers in Baton Rouge promises to be epic but I think the development of Riley Cooper and Louis Murphy as legitimate scoring threats alongside Tebow and Percy Harvin is a scary proposition for the SEC and the rest of college football. For Tennessee, there were just too many blown opportunities and missed chances. The real low point in an otherwise pretty entertaining game for me was the mind-numbing interview with that balding midget Kenny Chesney and his cheesy, fratty faded Red Sox hat. A die hard Red Sox fan from Tennessee? Take a trip to Southie and see how that works out. And while we’re on the subject, can we vote to do away, once and for all, with the celebrity fan interview and cameo and the girlfriend/father/mother/brother/cousin cam?
Overrated win of the week: Alabama
For the true Alabama football fan, not the starved-for-recognition-and-for-God’s-sake-a-win-against-Auburn Alabama football fan, you have to know that you didn’t deserve that one. If you need two questionable pass interference calls on the final drive at the end of a game at home to win, that win has to feel a little hollow. Let’s be honest for a second Tide fans. Well if we’re really being honest, those Houndstooth baseball caps are just horrifyingly tacky and secondly, if this game were being played in Fayetteville instead of Tuscaloosa, you probably don’t get one
or both of those calls. At the beginning of that game, there was a lot to feel good about if you’re an Alabama fan. The defense created turnovers, the normally deer-in-headlights John Parker Wilson looked good in the pocket and picked apart a ghastly Arkansas secondary. But then there’s that second half. You know, the whole blowing a 21-point-lead in the second half at home thing. Against a better team, a team who’s best player (who also happens to be a Heisman Trophy candidate) isn’t on the sideline cramping, you get beat and beat soundly when you give up that kind of a lead. No doubt the win against Arkansas is the first significant win of the Saban-era Tide but this isn’t the signature win this program needs to return to its former glory. My hats off to Houston Nutt and the Razorbacks for not giving up when everyone, myself included, thought they were destined for a blowout.
Best Win of the Week: Kentucky
This upset really wasn’t a surprise to anyone who knows anything about college football.
Rich Brooks has this program on the way up and given that Andre Woodson, the SEC’s best quarterback, has an array of weapons including Jacob Tamme, Rafael Little and Keenan Burton to throw to, you knew the Cardinals were in for it at Commonwealth Stadium Saturday night in Lexington. In addition to proving that last year’s 8-4 record wasn’t a fluke for Brooks and Kentucky, the win against the number 9-ranked Cards proves that the Big East really is a laughably weak football conference. When your best (or second best, let’s not split hairs) team is getting beat by the 6th or 7th best team in the SEC, you have no claim to the national championship as a conference. The Big East is continuing its tradition as a second-rate Thursday night football conference.
Win of Affirmation: USC
Saturday night confirmed what many of us already knew: USC is a pretty good football team. There were moments during Saturday’s game in Lincoln against the Huskers that USC looked a little sloppy, played a little undisciplined and John David Booty proved that he is not the Heisman trophy winner, playing more like a game manager than a game changer. But USC is still really good. Nothing that Nebraska tried on offense was
the least bit successful and there was nothing the Blackshirts could do to prevent Stefon Johnson (who looked like LenDale White only skinnier and faster) and C.J. Gable from running all over them. You’re not going to beat too many Div. 1-A teams giving up 313 yards on the ground and over 8 yards a carry. Nebraska, meanwhile, will likely win the Big 12 North by default but will get absolutely annihilated by Oklahoma, who has one of college football’s most exciting young tailbacks in Demarco Murray, in the Big 12 Championship. I will say that Sam Keller’s demeanor during the game was impressive to me. He never seemed to get too up or too down but I don’t think he ever recovered from the first interception he threw. I am not convinced that during the course of a game Keller can keep things from going from bad to worse. Many across the country, particularly in the South, were looking for a reason to vault LSU up to that top spot but the Trojans proved that they were worthy of all the preseason hype by beating Nebraska in convincing fashion.
Team I will never pick against for the rest of the season: Boston College
Make that three ACC wins in three consecutive weeks to open the season for Boston College. Matt Ryan, to put it simply, is the truth. Ryan carved up the much-hyped
Georgia Tech defense to the tune of 435 yards on 30 of 44 completions for a touchdown and no interceptions in Atlanta. He seems to be right at home in new head coach Jeff Jagodzinski’s offense and any Heisman conversation that doesn’t include Matt Ryan isn’t a serious one. The Eagle defense stepped up Saturday night as well and held Georgia Tech running back Tashard Choice, who ran all over Notre Dame and Samford, to just 31 yards on 15 carries. Though the game finished 24-10, BC had a 21-0 lead going into the fourth quarter. At this point in the year, Jagodzinski is my pick for coach of the year and his Eagles have to be the favorite to win the watered-down ACC. The rest of the Eagles schedule reads like a Who’s Who of teams that were supposed to be great but for one reason or another are just average after three weeks of play. The Eagles still have to travel to Virginia Tech, to Maryland and to Clemson and must host the Miami and Florida State. I don’t think this time will run the table and go undefeated, there is at least one landmine in there somewhere but winning Saturday in Atlanta against Georgia Tech is a big win for this football team.
Most Disappointing: Auburn
Everyone knew how good USF was and anyone who was surprised that Matt Grothe, Jim Leavitt and the Bulls traveled up to Auburn and beat the Tigers hasn’t been paying
attention to the recent rise of that program. But to get beat by the Fighting Crooms the following week at home is unbelievable. Lest we forget that this was a Mississippi State team that tallied a grand total of 41 yards through the air and just over 170 on the ground. How did this happen? Well quarterback play. Or in the case of Auburn bad quarterback play. Brandon Cox got the hook after his first two passes were picked off and his replacement, freshman Kodi Burns, didn’t fair much better and threw an interception of his own. Many believed that this team would only go as far as Brandon Cox could take them and we have found out just how far that is. You can’t turn the ball over 5 times and expect to beat anyone in college football and if Auburn doesn’t learn how to take care of the ball, they could easily fall short of six wins and be home come December. One could argue that this is a Auburn team that could still feasibly upset someone later on in the year but given their turnover problem and now there are issues at quarterback, I just don’t see that happening. This could be the year that Alabama finally bests Auburn.
Friday, Sept. 14
Oklahoma State at Troy - Oklahoma State
Saturday, Sept. 15
Temple at UConn - UCONN
Akron at IU - IU
Cincinnati at Miami (OH) - Cincinnati
Pitt at Michigan State - Michigan State
Virginia at UNC - UNC
Eastern Michigan at Northern Illinois - NIU
Buffalo at Penn State - Penn State
Central Michigan at Purdue - Purdue
Illinois at Syracuse - Illinois
The Citadel at Wisconsin - Wisconsin
Mississippi State at Auburn - Auburn
Furman at Clemson - Clemson
Minnesota at Florida Atlantic - Minnesota
Western Carolina at #23 Georgia - Georgia
Iowa at Iowa State - Iowa
Ohio at Virginia Tech - Virginia Tech
Western Michigan at Missouri - Missouri
Texas Tech at Rice - Texas Tech
Eastern Kentucky at Western Kentucky - Western Kentucky
#22 Tennessee at #5 Florida - Florida
Florida International at Miami (FL) - Miami
Notre Dame at Michigan - Michigan
Utah State at #3 Oklahoma - Oklahoma
Norfolk State at #13 Rutgers - Rutgers
#6 Texas at UCF - Texas
Army at Wake Forest - Wake Forest
#10 Ohio State at Washington - Ohio State
Delaware State at Kent State - Kent State
New Hampshire at Marshall - Marshall
Ball State at Navy - Navy
#11 UCLA at Utah - UCLA
Southern Miss at ECU - ECU
Wofford at NC State - NC State
Louisiana Tech at Cal - Cal
Idaho State at Oregon State - Oregon State
#16 Arkansas at Alabama - Arkansas
SMU at Arkansas State - Arkansas State
Texas State at Baylor - Baylor
Toledo at Kansas State - Kansas
McNeese State at Louisiana-Lafayette - ULL
Fresno State at #19 Oregon - Oregon
South Carolina State at #17 South Carolina - South Carolina
Louisiana-Monroe at #25 Texas A&M - TAMU
Houston at Tulane - Tulane
Alcorn State at UAB - UAB
Ole Miss at Vanderbilt - Vandy
Missouri State at Kansas State - Kansas State
#9 Louisville at Kentucky - Kentucky
Wyoming at Boise State - Boise State
#21 Boston College at #15 Georgia Tech - Georgia Tech
Middle Tennessee at #2 LSU - LSU
Jacksonville State at Memphis - Memphis
#1 USC at #14 Nebraska - USC
UTEP at New Mexico State - UTEP
Duke at Northwestern - Northwestern
BYU at Tulsa - Tulsa
Nicholls State at Nevada - Nevada
#24 Hawaii at UNLV - Hawaii
New Mexico at Arizona - Arizona
San Diego State at Arizona State - Arizona State
Florida State at Colorado - Colorado
San Jose at Stanford - Stanford
Idaho at Washington State - Washington State
This is when things start to get really interesting. Week three of the college football season is here and with it come some very interesting non-conference matchups and some early season conference showdowns and rivalry games.
Game of the Week - #22 Tennessee at #5 Florida - 3:30 PM ET - CBS
In conversation, a friend of mine asked me the other day how good Florida really is? I thought for a moment and realized that no one had any idea how good college football’s reigning champions actually were given the opponents they faced in weeks 1 and 2 (Western Kentucky and Troy). We know far more about their opponent this week, Phillip Fulmer, Erik Ainge and the #22 Vols, than we do about the Gators at this point in the year. If I were a Tennessee fan what would concern me most about this game isn’t where it’s being played, playing on the road in the SEC is difficult regardless of whether you’re at Georgia, Florida, Arkansas, Alabama, Auburn.. you get the point. Crowd noise is crowd noise is crowd noise in the SEC. The players should be used to it. What would concern me most is Florida’s speed. The Vols frankly had no match for Cal’s speed in their week 1 drubbing at the hands of the Golden Bears and the Gators are every bit as fast particularly on the outside with Percy Harvin. Thankfully the Gators offense isn’t anywhere near as effective on the ground as California was with Justin Forsett and freshman Jahvid Best and so pressuring Tim Tebow in the pocket and making him as uncomfortable as possible will be huge for John Chavis and this Tennessee defense. This game is the first in a long line of SEC matchups with potential National Championship implications.
O.G.I. - OTHER GAMES OF INTEREST
#1 USC at #14 Nebraska - 8:00 p.m. - ABC
Gameday will be in Lincoln and Husker Nation is frothing at the mouth to get a shot to knock off the nation’s best team. In fact, the nation’s top ranked team has not made an appearance in Lincoln as the visiting team since Oklahoma visited Memorial Stadium in 1978. For many college football fans, this game will be their first exposure to the much-hyped Trojans who played Idaho in week 1 and were idle last week. Many will tune in to see just how good USC is and if they are worthy of the top spot in college football as Oklahoma and USC turn up the heat at the top of the polls. From watching the Nebraska game last week at Wake Forest I can tell you that I don’t think the Huskers are ready to beat USC. Sam Keller who, despite taking an 18-point lead into the locker room against the Bush-Leinart Trojans in 2005, was picked off five times en route to a 28-38 loss will be looking for revenge. And if you’re a Husker fan the idea of Sam Keller trying to be the hero has to scare you to death.
#21 Boston College at #15 Georgia Tech - 7:00 p.m. - ESPN2
Two weeks, two ACC victories and Boston College goes to Atlanta looking for their third against a wildly overrated Georgia Tech team who’s ranking is inflated largely by their 33-3 stomping of an atrociously dreadful Notre Dame team. Nonetheless, Georgia Tech gets a chance to show that last year wasn’t a fluke and they have what it takes to be a powerhouse in the watered-down ACC for the second consecutive year. For Matt Ryan, the game could be a chance to cement his Heisman candidacy after two big games against NC State and Wake Forest. Ditto for GT running back Tashard Choice.
#16 Arkansas at Alabama - 6:45 p.m. - ESPN
This game is a tale of two coaches. Arkansas’ Houston Nutt has found himself firmly on the hot seat after the world’s worst offseason despite coming off an SEC West championship a year ago. Nick Saban on the other hand, after beating Western Carolina and Vanderbilt, finds himself a college football deity in the state of Alabama and a God amongst men with the goofballs and fratboys wearing houndstooth baseball caps demographic. The keys for Saban’s Tide will be stopping the run with Darren McFadden and Felix Jones in the backfield and watching out for that Wildcat package where McFadden lines up under center and not being fooled by any trickery.
#9 Louisville at Kentucky - 7:30 p.m. - ESPN Classic
After seeing Louisville give up 42 points last week to Middle Tennessee at home, I am none too confident about their ability to stop Andre Woodson, Rafael Little and Keenan Burton. For Rich Brooks and the Wildcats, the game against Louisville in Lexington presents the perfect opportunity to assert to the SEC and the rest of college football that Kentucky football is on the rise. Brian Brohm will be Brian Brohm and put up gargantuan numbers but the Louisville defense will have to make Woodson’s life difficult and exploit Kentucky’s weak offensive line if they’re going to win this one. This could be the year that Kentucky bests Louisville.
Under the Radar Game of the Week - #12 Ohio State at Washington - 2:30 - ABC
Tyrone Willingham was able to coach up his Huskies last week and end Boise State’s 14-game winning streak but the test of just how far this program has come — and where
it could be headed — will be tested big time when Jim Tressel and the Buckeyes head to Seattle for this afternoon game. This will be Ohio State’s first real test of the season after beating up on Akron and seemingly perennial punching bag Youngstown State at The Horseshoe. Aside from the coaching matchup, the game pits sophomore quarterback Jake Locker against all-universe linebacker James Laurinaitis, Vernon Gholston, Malcom Jenkins and the Buckeye defense and could be the proving ground for first year starter Todd Boeckman at quarterback. Look for the Buckeyes to use Beanie Wells to control the tempo of the game by pounding the ball and letting their huge offensive line lean on and wear out the Huskies defensive front, keeping Locker and the offense on the sideline for as long as possible. At game’s end I would anticipate the Buckeyes to have a distinct advantage in time of possession and the win. If you don’t feel like watching Florida/Tennessee, this game could be worth your time.
In the absence (it took me four tries to spell that word right) of any actual sports news breaking today and given that it’s Tuesday I thought I would take a break from the sports world and focus on some things that I love outside the arena of sport. Today, boys and girls, is the first installment of The Bottom Line Endorses…
The Bottom Line endorses… Matt Nathanson “Some Mad Hope”
Lost in the shuffle of major releases from Kanye West, the prolific 50 Cent and of course the soundtrack for High School Musical 2 has been
this subtle release from one of my favorite singer/songwriters of all-time Matt Nathanson. Having seen Nathanson in concert more than a half dozen times, I find it difficult to divorce the already congealed live version of some of these songs cemented in your mind from the studio recording but the record is still an enjoyable listen. The album is a serious of peaks and troughs. Hard-hitting songs like “Gone” followed by solemn, acoustic ballads like “Bulletproof Weeks,” and then cranks right back up with the driving “Beat of Our Noisy Hearts.” Listen for Death Cab for Cutie drummer Jason McGerr who was the session drummer on the record. In ‘Some Mad Hope,’ Nathanson does what he’s always done well: Make simple but not basic, clever but not patronizing pop music.
The Bottom Line endorses… HEROES, Season 1 DVD
I’ve blogged about Heroes before but this weekend, brace yourself, I
actually turned off college football to steal a couple episodes of Heroes before watching the season finale after the LSU/VT game turned into a blowout. The season finale was really incredible and it felt like the end of a movie but unfortunately it’s not. Having so enjoyed the first season, I am understandably apprehensive about how the second season of the show will play out. I was having a discussion with a friend of mine about network television the other night and we determined that with a show like Heroes that people are crazy about. The third season is the make or break season. This season will be a trial run for many. Having built buzz from last year and gaining some bandwagon attention and fans, this season will show whether or not the series has legs and isn’t a one hit wonder. Regardless of whether or not season 2 is any good, season 1 was one of the most entertaining seasons of a show that I’ve ever watched.
The Bottom Line Endorses…. KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL
Having read and loved Anthony Bourdain’s autobiography of the same title, I was reticent about watching this show after it was recommended
to me by a friend of mine with similar taste. None the less, I threw it in the Netflix queue, bumped it to the top and watched the first disc. There are some things about this show that prevent me from loving it: First, the main character, played pretty averagely by Bradley Cooper of Wedding Crashers fame, is named Jack Bourdain. While I understand that you’re making a series based on a book (it should be noted that the series was directed by Kevin Wonder himself, Fred Savage) but come on. It’s like saying ‘I’m going to make an adventure movie and the main character’s name is going to be Indiana Thompson’ or ‘I’m going to make a television adaptation of Lord of the Rings and call the main character Stevie Baggins.’ It just doesn’t work. Everytime someone on the show says Bourdain’s full name, I cringe. The best part of the show, by far, is the performance of John Francis Daley, who is the show’s sole source of comedic relief and has some laugh out loud moments in the show along with John Cho of Harold and Kumar fame. I know it probably sounds like I hate this show but I really don’t. Do I understand why this show was cancelled? Yes. The casting is bad, the writing is subpar but the show is pretty enjoyable if you’re really bored and are waiting for season four of The Office to start.
Given that I was from double majoring in mathematics and journalism at Indiana, I have since figured out the correct way to calculate my winning percentage and my season average in college football is better for it. Last week’s real winning percentage in college football was just over 90%. I figure that as the season continues and teams get into their conference schedules, picking the games will become tougher and my percentage will go down like the Titanic.
Week 2: 89%
Season Average: 89.5%
The NFL is a different kind of animal. I would agree with Scott Van Pelt’s assessment on Week 1 yesterday on ESPN that you really can’t take anything you see in Week 1 all that seriously. I hope the same can be said for my Week 1 winning percentage.
Week 1: 66%
Season Average: 66%
Not an altogether surprising week of college football as far as wins and losses are concerned. Now that Michigan’s season is officially in the tank, right beside Lloyd Carr’s tenure in Ann Arbor, LSU head coach Les Miles will be getting daily questions about his interest in coaching Big Blue. It should be very interesting to see how he handles those questions and how he keeps it from coming a distraction to a team that has every chance of winning a national championship based on their performance Saturday night against Virginia Tech.
GAME OF THE WEEK: VIRGINIA TECH at LSU
I turned this game off with about 11 minutes left in the second quarter and watched the Heroes season finale and a couple episodes of The Office before catching the last bit of the Auburn/South Florida game. I think the first quarter and a half of the game can be summed up this way: total domination.
What surprises me about the game wasn’t the way Virginia tech played on offense. I knew they were horrible from the offense’s inability to score more than one touchdown against ECU at home. I think Frank Beamer may have a bigger problem on offense than one road loss in Baton Rouge. I don’t think anyone on this team, let alone on offense, has any faith in Sean Glennon’s ability to lead this team, least of all in a pressure-packed environment and I think Hokie Nation is tiring of Glennon’s floundering. The real question for the Hokies at this point is when will Beamer start true freshman Tyrod Raylor?
My hats off to Les Miles and the LSU staff.
Bo Pelini called a fantastic defensive game and brought a variety of blitz packages that confused Virginia Tech’s protection schemes and gave Sean Glennon a very close and intimate relationship with the turf at Tiger Stadium. What surprised me most about the game was how porous the Hokie defense looked against the Gary Crowton offense that I criticized as being bland, unimaginative and vanilla last week against Mississippi State. Wasn’t it the VT defense that was touted as one of the nation’s best in the preseason? But it was that same defense that was giving up 7,8 and 9-yard gains up the gut to Jacob Hester. Instead of calling play around VT’s much-talked-about linebacking duo of Vince Hall and Xavier Adibi, Crowton ran right at them and the pair folded. If you’re an LSU fan, the good news is that Keiland Williams seems to have found his place in this offense and you got to see a little bit of what Matt Flynn can do that Jamarcus Russell couldn’t.
Saturday’s win in mind, I am not sure that I am ready to anoint the Bayou Bengals as the best team in college football. I still firmly believe that spot belongs to USC who will get their signature win next week when they travel to Lincoln and pound a Nebraska team that gave Wake Forest every opportunity to beat them (and had Wake had starter Riley Skinner under center, they probably would have) on the road Saturday. However, it appears that LSU and USC are on a collision course for the BCS National Championship but the season is far from over for both teams. LSU has to navigate a tricky SEC schedule and win the SEC Championship game in Atlanta and USC has to weather an underrated Pac-10 schedule that takes them to Oregon and Cal before finishing the year against rival UCLA at home. If both of those teams can run the table, we could be in for a classic match-up in New Orleans.
WATCH OUT FOR: SOUTH FLORIDA
I was so tempted to pick the Bulls going to Auburn and up-ending
Tommy Tuberville and the 17-ranked Tigers at home. Alas, I didn’t and the Bulls pulled off the “upset” anyway. I knew exactly how good USF was going into this game and you better believe the coaches of the Big East’s elite programs know how good Jim Leavitt, Matt Grothe and the rest of this USF team is as well. In fact, the Bulls were the most impressive team in the laughably weak Big East this week. Louisville let Middle Tennessee, picked to finish a whopping 5th in the Sun Belt Conference, hang 42 points on the Cards at home. West Virginia let Marshall hang around for way too long in Huntington and Rutgers soundly beat a Navy team that they had no business scheduling. I am not sure that USF has the talent to win the Big East but they will end up getting a victory over one or more of the Big East’s big three by season’s end.
MOST DISAPPOINTING: MICHIGAN
Gutless. That is the way I would describe the Wolverines’ fold job at home against Oregon this weekend. Did the Ducks look overwhelmingly fast on offense? Absolutely. But where’s the heart? After seceding the greatest upset in the history of college football last week and scores of alumni, fans and writers calling for the head of your coach on a platter, I would have thought that this team, laden with seniors on the offensive side of the ball, would have banded together, taken on an “us against the world” mentality and made Oregon pay for what happened last week.
None of that happened. There is a lot of negativity up in Ann Arbor right now and I would have to think that one more bad loss, particularly at home, and Lloyd Carr gets shown the door earlier than he expects.
Now that the team, picked in the top 5 at the beginning of the year, has the potential to go 7-5 or worse, does Chad Henne ride the pine for the rest of the year? He is already expected not to play Saturday against Notre Dame because of a leg injury that took him out of Saturday’s massacre. But when does the Wolverine staff admit that this season is probably a wash and start looking toward next year? Would it be a dis-service to the seniors on this football team to start rebuilding during their senior season? Absolutely but this is also a group of guys who haven’t set forth a real good example about playing with heart the past two weeks so you do what you have to do. When does true freshman Ryan Mallett become the full-time starting quarterback at Michigan? If he slices and dices the Notre Dame secondary this Saturday, don’t be surprised if Chad Henne is wearing a headset instead of a helmet for the rest of the year.
COACH OF THE WEEK: TYRONE WILLINGHAM, WASHINGTON
Turns out, this guy can still coach. After being disgracefully fired after two pretty good years and 1 pretty bad one (kind of sounds like the resumé of another Notre Dame coach), Willingham has the Huskies
moving in the right direction. Will this team compete with the Pac-10’s elite this season? No way but it says something about the status of this program when they knock off grossly over-hyped Boise State, snapping the Broncos 14-game winning streak. Willingham may have found a future star in sophomore quarterback Jake Locker, who had 193 yards passing, a touchdown and an interception to compliment his 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing score Saturday in Seattle. Kudos to Willingham for getting his team prepared for a winnable game that everyone on the outside was convinced he would lose.
If the Husky defense can pitch a couple more second half shutouts like they did Saturday against grossly over-hyped running back Ian Johnson (effectively ended his preposterous Heisman candidacy), the Huskies could find themselves in a bowl game come December. Next week will be a test for this team when they play #12 Ohio State at home and an upset of the Buckeyes, which I don’t anticipate, could put Willingham and the Huskies back on the college football, and Pac-10 radar. Unfortunately, the Huskies don’t have an awful lot of time to revel in this victory, the program’s biggest in recent memory.
There were moments when last night’s Colts/Saints NFL season opener seemed vaguely reminiscent of a college homecoming game. The visitors waiting in the tunnel as the homecoming court is paraded onto the field, or in this case as a world championship banner is hoisted to the rafters
of the RCA Dome. The Saints played the part of hapless visitors, brought to town to get beat up before a crowd of approving alumni or in this case rabid Colt fans that bleed blue and white. And at the end of the game, the Saints lost like they were supposed to and the Colts looked impressive like we all knew they would. What was billed as a match-up between two of the league’s best teams instead was an affirmation that the road to Glendale in the AFC doesn’t run through Foxboro after all. Make no mistake about it, this was the Colts homecoming and apparently New Orleans didn’t get the memo.
But it didn’t take long before the Saints knew why the Colts were considered the greatest offense of the last decade. One quick strike to Marvin Harrison, who has the uncanny ability to make the extraordinary look routine like no other receiver in the history of the NFL and the Saints new they were in for it. Reggie Wayne gave them hope by fumbling and giving former Colt Jason David the only thing he could be proud of at night’s end, a fumble recovery for a touchdown. For David, this would be the longest night of his professional life so Wayne’s temporary butter fingers that he capitalized on for a touchdown was his short respite from the relentless blitzkreig that was Thursday night for the Saints defense.
But what happened to the electric Saints offense last night? The same offense that was the league’s best a year ago came out and mustered just three points on offense. Yes, the Colts defense came out and played a game that none of us thought they were capable of. Yes, their young guys stepped up and made plays, the safeties were playing downhill and hitting people in the mouth. But where was the creativity? Sean Payton
called the worst offensive game of his life Thursday night. Drew Brees’ longest completion of the night? Just 13 yards. It’s like like the Colts have two monsters lined up at corner, they have Kelvin Hayden and Marlin Jackson back there. Challenge them, go at ‘em, line up Reggie Bush in the slot and hope you get a linebacker on him. Whatever you do, don’t dip and dunk all-night. But that’s what they did. Payton only managed to get the balls in the hands of Deuce McAllister and Reggie Bush a measly 22 times combined against the previously-porous Colts run defense. If you’re going to win football games, you have to be committed to the run, not give up on it because it doesn’t do anything for you the first couple series. If you’re Marques Colston, last year’s real offensive rookie of the year, you have to wonder if Sean Payton is ever going to give you a chance to do your job? You have a pro bowl receiver, a pro bowl quarterback and one of the most explosive, if not overrated, players in the league, going against two corners starting for the first time and a linebacking corps who’s best player is the Stay-Puff Marshmellow man himself, Gary Brackett, for God’s sake, throw the football down the field.
The Colts are the best team since the 49ers of the last 80’s and early
90’s. Forget the Patriots, Forget the Cowboys. The Patriots are a ragtag assemblage of role players and one superstar. The Cowboys, a team of superstars with a few key role players that held everything together. And then there’s the Colts. You get the sense when you watch these guys play that you’re watching a group of guys who care about each other. When you see Dallas Clark and Marvin Harrison greet each other in the endzone, you get the sense that those are two guys who are happy for one another when they catch touchdown passes, not envious because the ball didn’t come their way. Colts management knows that they can take away Nick Harper or Mike Peterson or Corey Simon or Cato June or Mike Doss but you don’t mess with Peyton, Marvin, Reggie and Dallas. Oh and you certainly don’t mess with Bob Sanders, not for team chemistry reasons but because I remember hearing that guns don’t kill people, Bob Sanders kills people.
I wondered in my notes while watching last night’s game when the Colts offensive line was going to begin getting the credit for producing 1,000-yard rushers that the Broncos line currently gets. Look at the two now-departed backs who have ran behind the line: Edgerrin James and Dominic Rhodes. Rhodes is now suffering in Oakland and will likely split time with Lamar Jordan, after serving a four-game suspension for violating the league’s controlled substance policy and James is in Arizona and is wondering when he will get a line in front of him that can block half as well as the one he used to run behind. The line took a rookie, Joseph Addai, and turned him into one of the top running backs in the league. It’s time this unit got its due as one of football’s best.
What can you say about Peyton Manning? The guy is incredible and when it’s all said and done will be the best quarterback in the history of this game. If you look at the three touchdown passes Manning threw last night, not a single one of those throws was flawed in any way, shape or form. No one in the league has ever thrown a prettier ball than Peyton Manning. Yes, I have been critical of Manning in the past. Yes, I believe that sometimes he reverts to moping (though no one mopes better than little bro Eli) and petulant, Marino-like sniping at his teammates when things don’t go well. Yes, I
think he has been prone to throw his teammates under the bus (the post-game interview after the loss to the Steelers in ‘05 comes to mind). But I think winning the Super Bowl last year may have bled him dry of those antics. He seems to have matured from that win and emerged a better quarterback, a better teammate and maybe a better person. I harbor no illusions though that a man of Manning’s drive is satisfied with just one Super Bowl. He wants to look like a gypsy at the end of his career with a ring on every finger.